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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Female Blossom Looking for a Mate

Name: Squash Blossom
Location: Vegetable Garden in North Texas
Occupation: Produce Squash
Strengths: Healthy, Beautiful, and Ready to Produce
Likes: I like to open up for mating in the morning and close up and rest at night
Weaknesses: I only have about 2 days before I wither away unpollinated and leave behind only a minature version of the wonderful fruit that I am capable of producing.
Dating Situation: The female to male ratio, in my current location, is 6 to 0.
Looking for: A Male Squash Blossom. Just someone to bloom with one morning; hang out; and willing to share his pollen.